OK, I’m sure you’ve all seen the original vlog post by the intellectually challenged Alexandra Wallace by now, ranting about Asians at UCLA and how they are ruining her life with their non-American ways. This b is so stupid that part of me (most of me) is positive that this is some sort of publicity stunt for her to pitch her new reality show. Whether or not it’s for real, the only way to rebut something as idiotic and ignorant as this vlog post (besides burning shit down) is to write a song. You go, boy. Props to RHK for sending me this in the first place. Watch/listen to it here.

Have you ever driven down the freeway, spotted a Ford F-150 pickup truck and mistaken it for a Scuderia Ferrari Formula 1 car? No? Well, the dusty lawyers over at the Ford Motor Company beg to differ. They filed a trademark infringement suit against Ferrari for naming their latest F1 challenger the “F-150″ to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the unification of Italy. Well, in an act of good faith, Ferrari renamed the car the “F150th Italia” a few weeks ago. In an added act of grace, they have now renamed it the “150° Italia”. Why? In an official statement, it was to “make it clear even to the thickest of people that the name of the car is a tribute to the anniversary of the unification of our country”. Take that. Full story.

Alonso on his way to The Home Depot to pick up some mulch.